Des lois débiles.

Article de journal anglais, je le recopie tel quel, si quelqu'un à la foi pour le traduire. (Sinon, google est votre ami, mais il et pas si dur que ça à comprendre.)

> It's illegal to have sex with the lights on in Romboch, Virginia.

> No man is allowed to make love with his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife requests, law mandates that he brush his teeth.

> It's safe to make love in a car in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officiers aren't allowed to knock on the window. Any officer who thinks that sex's taking place must drive up from behind, honk three times and wait for two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.

> In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man picture.

> In Nevada, sex without a condom is illegal.

> In Colorado, it's against the law to kiss a sleeping woman.

> In remonton, Utah, women are not allowed to have sex with men while travelling in an ambulance.

> In Ames, Iowa, after lovemaking, your husband can't have more than three gulps of beer lying in bed with you or holding you in his arms.

> In Dyersburg, Tennessee, it's illegal for a lady to call a gentleman for a date.

> According to the Arizona Suprem Court, female breast don't constitute "private parts" under state law.

> In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

> It's against the law in Willowdale, Oregon, for a husband to curse during sex.

> A law in Helena, Montana, rules that a woman can't dance on a table in a bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.

> In Alabama, it's illegal for a man to seduce 'a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery or a promise of mariage".

> In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex wuth her husband, and the first time they have sex, the wife's mother has to be there to see it.

> It's illegal to have sex on a motorcycle in London.

> (Elle est longue elle, donc je résume, et en français, s'il vous plait, juste pour vous !) Il y a 6000 ans, les femmes adultères se faisaient couper le nez, car il est plus difficile d'avoir des relations sans nez (WTFG.).

> Under Lebanese law, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is forbidden.

> In Nepal, Bangladesh & Macao, it's against the law to watch movies containing simulated lovemaking.

> In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a miroir.

> There arer men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason : it's expressly forbidden for virgins to marry in Guam.

> In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her aldulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.

> In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it's illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

Bravo, si vous avez tout lu. Mais avouez, c'est abusif...